Drawn+Quartered: Cast list.

Alright! So I've dragged the cast down here on their day off to introduce you to them, so sorry if they're a bit uncooperative.

Alice: She's the main character, though she doesn't like us calling her that. She doesn't think much, and most of the time she forgets she's in a webcomic at all. Sometimes the occasional thought accosts her, but she only ends up doing mischief with it anyway, so we've devised ways to keep her sedated.

Chloe: She wasn't able to make it today, so we sent cameramen to her house. Aren't we nice! Anyway. She's long. And pointy. Elbows that can take an eye out. She's a bit more sensible than Alice, who she's known since they were babies, so she's not afraid to lightly tase her should she start to misbehave. Or if she gets a question wrong. Or just for fun.

Penny: To say she's "out there" would be an understatement. This pot-smoking, casual sex-having, loud-mouthed, foul-tongued vegetarian likes animals more than people, who she would gladly see churned into burgers at McDonalds and sold for 99p. Though she can't help her soft spots, which are Alice, Chloe, and coffee.

Skippy: One of Penny's numerous ex boyfriends, it's hard to tell whether he's just a misguided puppy in love, or a coke-dealing bunny-rapist. We suspect the latter.

James: Not very much is known about this guy, except he's in a relationship with Alice, and seems to be the only one who actually made an effort today. (He insisted on colour-coordinating with the rest of the site.)